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Insurance companies are balking at paying for Viagra. You have to
actually prove that you need it. When you go into a pharmacy, they
have a sign that says, "You must be this small..."


Viagra is "popping up" everywhere. Look for Viagra candy bars, "Oh,
oh, oh Henry!"


``The other night, Bob Dole told Larry King that he took part in a
test study of Viagra and that it's a great drug. Then it got a little
awkward when Dole asked King to check out his package.''


Do you believe Bob Dole? Hair dye, face lift, now Viagra. Who does
he think he is -- Warren Beatty?


Bob Dole took Viagra. At first he thought it was working...but then
he realized it was just rigor mortis.


Now Viagra is coming out in a cookie form as well. Seems like it'd
cause a lot of problems. Those Keebler elves are jammed pretty tight
in that tree already.


"In a recent interview, Bob Dole says his TV commercials for Viagra won't hurt
his wife's campaign for president. He also says the Viagra commercials won't
hurt his campaign to nail Heather Locklear."


"Today is the one-year anniversary of the Food and Drug Administration's
approval of the Viagra pill. It's also the oneyear anniversary of Elizabeth Dole
not getting any sleep."


``That anti-impotence pill Viagra, getting more popular every day.
The company that makes Viagra has now set up a Viagra hotline for men
who o.d. on it. The way it works is, you call the number, and the
operator talks you down.''


``It's been reported that the new impotency drug Viagra is being
prescribed 40,000 times a day. Experts expect that number to
eventually go down, but then to go back up again after a few minutes
of cuddling.''


"What a night I had last night. I'm exhausted. On the way home from work,
I stopped at Starbucks, had one of their new Viagra lattes. I was up all
night."